Please note that this entry is NOT the entry I would like to publish. It is, in fact, not even close. But Scott has been getting on my back so much that I'm being forced to publish this very rough draft.
A new development in the Macd saga! Just days ago, the news reached my ears that Macd "pulled two girls in campus". Scott and I are unsure how to react to this news. Do we believe it? Did Macd make it up to impress us? Or did it actually happen?
Now, if it did happen, this is NOT the good news we've been hoping for. Any guy who feels it's a "conquest" to pull two girls in one night is not the emotionally mature guy we hoped he was. Why can't he try to find a nice girl, and have a relationship?
As promised, here are my theories. So what do we know about Macd? He's never had a serious relationship, or even a casual one. His only one "girlfriend" he avoided seeing, and possibly only went out with because of the fact that we'd make fun of him if he didn't. The only girls he's ever kissed, he never saw again afterwards. Scott and I are seriously worried about him. This is NOT the behaviour of a nearly-twenty year old guy! Why has he seemingly given up in his quest to find a girlfriend? Allow me to present the only theory which comes to mind.
Now, there's no plausible reason why a teenage boy would only go after one-night kisses. I'm sure if he wanted, he could take her home for a one-night-stand. So why wouldn't he go any further? Simple. He's a latent homosexual.
Allow me to elaborate. He's never shown any real interest in girls, except when the whole group is talking about them. He's never shown any active pursuit in girls, except for totally unavailable girls (Lisa, Debbie, that chick from drama). I'm of the opinion that David Macdonald is gay, but doesn't know it. There's no other rational explanation!
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